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jeremy-ken-anderson:

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galaxypokemon06:

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secondlina:

the-crystal-queen:

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pencilblots:

maryburgers:

maryburgers:

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luthienebonyx:

telanu:

britney2007spears:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

I have no luck right now. Halp.

Why does this have so many notes

because its not one of your posts.

Roger is precious to me.

HELP ME

“Reblog for [effect]” is easily one of my favorite modern magicks.

I mostly rebloged because roger is adorable

I feel like what needs to be said that no one wants to say is that ao3 isn’t and was never intended to be a ‘safe space’. It’s a fic archive first and foremost and I hope that doesn’t change. Maybe if more people realised that the site is under no obligation to ‘protect’ its users from ‘bad content’ this whole discourse would be nipped in the bud.

shipping-isnt-morality:

AO3 actually says this, in the TOS that every user agrees to:

it’s right there in the mission statement, y’all. This has been their policy since day one.

I like that this is included

airyairyquitecontrary:

robinsherman:

spoopy-kanaya:

bundyspooks:

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

  • Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles
  • Travelling to find the “center of the universe”
  • Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

“Wizard, The”

This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way.  He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.  

itswalky:

unpretty:

ineedcymbals:

itswalky:

unpretty:

unpretty:

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

lots of folks saying “oh you should see the california king” but

in a california king we would actually be four inches closer

maybe they’re putting their california kings sideways

Consider though: the Alaska King.

i can’t believe i have to buy a new mattress AGAIN

the Alaskan and Wyoming King bed sizes are aptly named, as they are both very large but each contain about like two or three people