loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

badbesties:

I know Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse is a PG movie but in the “Edge of Spider-verse” comics, one of the universes had Peter be a creepy guy who stalks MJ and when he gets bit by the spider he actually turns into one. He EATS Uncle “Ben” who is actually a super abusive jerk and he infests MJ with spider eggs that burst out of her neck and I think they eat her… I’m just saying, MARVEL really did that.