The moment we saw the cardboard disk in the “physical copies” should’ve been a red flag
oh dear
Waitholup, there were WHAT in the disk cases??
You know, for a minute there I thought Blizzard had conducted this year’s greatest video-game cock-up. Then Bethesda said “Hold my Nuka Cola” and started a dumpster fire.
The whole point to a fuckign psyical fuckign copy is because I don’t want to fucking use 50 gigs of fuckign data and I just want to install the fucking game!
you’re at a very low point in your life. you probably have depression. you’re at loss, no solutions for your everlasting under zero mood. you decide to get yourself a caretaker android. it’s not easy on your finances but you manage to get a loan. he’s super good at his job; he makes sure you eat properly, socialize properly, exercise properly and even kisses you goodnight, because you have to sleep properly. after a while you start to get attached to him and your infatuation quickly turns into love. you rationally understand that he’s programmed to care for you both
physically and emotionally and that his affection is but a series of coding. however you’re fine with that for now, pretending to have something, to have someone. little do you know he’s a deviant.