vamprisms:

bipirate:

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

Steve Irwin was a real wizard

its-the-tear-in-my-heart:

hey fanfic readers… can yall be nice to writers? 

they spend a lot of time on their work and they also have real life stuff to do like education and work and family and friends and other hobbies besides writing. 

So when you type "where’s my update?“ or ”you’re taking too long to write the next chapter” or “bc im a patient bean, i’ll ask again for my update” what the writer sees is “i value my need for entertainment more than your life goals, daily tasks and need for rest and entertainment; i don’t see you as a real life person with tasks, needs and responsibilities outside of this work”. 

dont be that kind of asshole. thx

fenrislorsrai:

gallusrostromegalus:

luxtempestas:

antenna?

check. claws?

check. nonsensical taxonomy?

check. lets roll out.

Please behold the Completely Fucking Absurd Noise these animals make, which is Almost Entirely Unlike screaming  (still loud, mind your ears) :

M A J E S T I C

They sound like some kind of weird video game noise.  Like you’re swimming in the water level and occasionally bump into objects.

So if the males don’t have dicks, are they asexually reproducing???