Readers: We’d really like an update.
Writers: Yeah me too.
The Signs as Boyfriends:
Aries: Generally high maintenance. Needs lots of energy and attention. No bones. Supported by sacs of helium. Explosive when ignited.
Taurus: Quiet and clingy. Just wants to be by your side. Pays for things without asking. Extremely high resistance to radiation. Glows blue in the dark due to intense cobalt saturation.
Gemini: Moody and impulsive. Lots of adventures! Long phone calls. Makes you laugh. Bone structure fluctuates with the phases of the moon.
Cancer: Buys you coffee every morning. Protects you from the world. Buried out by the train tracks.
Leo: Playful, but a bit of a brat. Accepts dominance but only after a bit of teasing. Concerned about your safety. Old radio circuitry implanted in their skull. Spends their spare time frantically writing down incomprehensible transmissions. Embarrassed by this.
Virgo: Empathetic and touchy. Always wants to hold your hand. Big sweaters and rainy days. Largest predatory mammal in north america.
Libra: Talkative, funny and sassy. Saves up to take you on weird dates to interesting places. A bit to competitive for their own good. Old jackets and beanies to cover the colony of mycellium that runs along their skin.
Scorpio: Clumsy and caring in the most endearing way. Modest but heartfelt gifts that really mean something to you. Fiercely protective. Black market weapons dealer. Holds you. Enjoys being held in turn.
Ophiuchus: Mysterious past. Covered in unnatural burns. Odd inhuman eyes constantly scanning the horizon. Hates the sound of beating wings.
Sagittarius: Really fuckin cool. Popular but treats it like its nothing. Secretly likes the attention. Eyes only for you. Busy, but somehow takes time out of their schedule for you. No eyelids. Barbed, prehensile tongue.
Capricorn: Solitary and thoughtful. Loves deeply but never the best at showing it. Enjoys just spending time with you in silence. An introvert to the end. Poor eyesight, tracks your movement with an electrosensory organ.
Aquarius: Voracious learner. Texts first. Makes plans without exactly telling you every time. Bit of a hassle but always a fun time. Requires a new host every six months or so.
Pisces: Artistic and a bit of a weirdo in the best kind of way. Dangerously lovable. A bit clueless. Extremely affectionate. Likes it when you’re rough with him. Cannot leave the ancestral territories for more than a few days at a time.

Wha….what?
Sometimes I want to read or write smut but I feel so guilty about it. One time I was trying to write smut and my power went out and I felt so upset because it felt like an omen or something because I was “sinning.” I know it sounds dumb but I want to be able to enjoy fic and smut without feeling dirty and guilty…
First of all, I don’t think it’s dumb. A lot of people feel that way. I felt that way when I first started writing smut and now I’ve been doing it so long I almost forget what that felt like.
I think you have to look at why you feel that way, anon. Confront those feelings and then decide not to feel that way anymore. I know that doesn’t necessarily make the feelings go away, but it helps to make a commitment toward letting it go.
Maybe try to work through those feelings in writing. Write about one of your characters feeling that way about sex and see if it helps. That’s actually a strategy that helped me feel less guilty about it.
I’m definitely not a psychology expert but that’s what I can tell you for certain that helped me.
I hope that helps a bit and maybe some of our followers have some suggestions that might be helpful as well.
–Mod M
When I was just starting to write, I would honestly blush writing some of the more graphic details and I did think once or twice feel guilty over writing what I did. When you do it enough, you get over that feeling but it takes time but if you do it too much, it’s easy to burn out so just take it one fic at a time.
Sacked the house garbage. Did the cat boxes (multi cat household yall). Did the family dishes. Now I’m just sitting in a quiet room, cup of strong coffee next to me. Cat on my lap. And wondering what to do next.
I was going to do either homework or do some writing, but I don’t want to do homework (it’ll be due on Tuesday), and I might be helping tear off a roof tomorrow, so I think I want to just…chill?
Extra: Cat on lap: Setti (room is dark and used a flash)

Jack: If we need more evidence, we’ll get more evidence!
Athena: Yeah, because that’s a really good way to solve crime, isn’t it? Decide who’s guilty and then find out some evidence. I tell you what, why don’t we just lock him in a dark room and torture him until he confesses? That might be quicker!
Athena, to Nisha: Why – why are you writing that down?!
Heya! first up I love your writing! I was wondering what fic suggestions you have!? Like whats your fave Rhack fic? Jackothy Fic and Rhysothy fic? I keep finding tons of Rhack (and I love it) but also want to read some other pairings. Keep up the good work.
Thanl you so much Anon! ❤❤❤ I’m glad you’re enjoying them!
As for my faves?
I. Have. So. Many. Faves.
One thing to do is to check out @purge-that-urge-rhackathon master list of fics on Tumblr and A03, along with @thethespacecoyote Tumblr and A03 rhack and rhackothy tags. Also @nessiefromspace is a blessing with fics too (I actually want to list everybody but these are just the three that come to mind at the moment–this fandom is filled with amazing talent!!!!!).
As for Rhysothy, I know there was a comic going around where Rhys was the CEO of Atlas and Timothy was hired to assassinate him but fell in love with him instead?
Oh man. Okay, can y’all help me out here with finding/naming some Jackothy and Rhysothy fics?
Timothy needs love! (Poor man has to endure Jack)
Nisha and Ashe being girlfriends, I 110% stan.
Nisha’s a hard cookie but Ashe could impress her with her shooting skills 😉
Trans leon/Mendez please!
Hello!
I’m not entirely sure how to write this, but does anybody know of a fic (or seen something similar), or would be interested in writing this?
I remember there being a fic on AdultFanFiction.net where Leon had some strange parasite that made all of the others fall in love with him (but I’m not sure if the fic or even the site is still up).
Any suggestions?



