Vengence is Key

bedazzledstrider:

Every Hank/Connor fic

Connor: Hank, I think it would be beneficial for the both of us if we, pardon my expression, fucked.

Hank, sputtering unintelligibly: NO- I mean if- nO I mean No! Can you even—? NO!!! BAD CONNOR!! You only do that with someone you LOVE! Do you even have the parts?!? *more sputtering* I THOUGHT YOU WERE A KEN DOLL DOWN THERE!!!!!

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vinnygothika:

synthesetic:

goretys:

“Angel, you’ve got a brain the size of a planet, don’t give me a “i’uhno”

intensive shrugging

one of my favorite echos in BL2

omfgshefuckinded:

anyone has hankcon fic recs where its a long-ish slowburn after the best ending???? where they immediately start living together preferably???? im so bad at finding fics lmao

*kicks door open*

the other way to someday by theslap (bigspoonnoya)

Its a slow burn AU with an amazing ending and real relationship drama 😍😍😍

skybloodfox:

So I’m not saying the when omega pregnant Peter gets a craving for ice cream halfway across town during the zombie apocalypse that alpha Wade would get ready to face the horde but—

You know what? He would. He would fucking fight an army of the undead if Peter wanted rocky road ice cream with caramel sauce on top because he’s just that sort of boyfriend.