cherrysoda-weeb2:

If Deadpool was a symbiote Headcanons

  • Acts mostly like the original Deadpool
  • It’s kinda crazy
  • “Who am I to say ‘no’ to a little murder”
  • It jumps from host to host in its past
  • Usually anti-heroes (if it can find them and close by)
  • Had a one time with Wolverine
  • HATED it
  • He was no fun
  • And kinda mean
  • It usually had fun being bonded with anti-heroes until it heard of Spider-Man
  • From one of its host it heard of him from one of its host
  • *cough* mostly Wolverine *cough*
  • Spider-man is in his twenties mind you!
  • Finds Spider-man and bonds with him
  • Originally planned to pretty much make him a lethal protector
  • It starts to get to know him
  • Learns that Spidey has quips of his own
  • Finds him hilarious and fun
  • IMMEDIATELY likes him
  • Sees that he hides his pain and turmoil behind his smiles and quips
  • MUST PROTECT PETER AT ALL COSTS
  • Clingy
  • ‘Cuddly’
  • Learns the luxury of morals and having morals mostly because of Spidey/Peter
  • But still does some heavy fighting
  • Peter has an urge to eat chimichangas
  • Peter was told that symbiote!Deadpool might be dangerous
  • Rejects Deadpool
  • It’s hurt but still wants/needs Peter
  • It knows that Peter can protect others
  • But who’s going to protect Peter?
  • It loves Peter with all its non-existent heart (do Symbiotes/Klyntar even have Hearts? They’re a literal pile of alien goo, where’s their heart even going to be? XD)
  • Never will hate him

These headcanons are based on an idea that @skybloodfox came up with.

Hope you like it.

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

re-jet-irony:

rensbogusadventure:

govthookercoulson:

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

Country folk can survive

Dude stack those connexes up and you got a sweet home. Lived and worked outta one for a year.

lusciouswhiteflame:

REVERSE AU

I saw the hoodie challenge?meme? spreading through the japanese 900gavin artists, so I tried it too 😁

– Hey dipshit, this is obviously not my phckin’ size!! You can’t even buy clothes on your own or what?? Return it. NOW.
– No. This is how it’s supposed to look. It’s the correct size. It looks good on you.
– ARE YOU PHCKIN’ KIDDIN’ ME?!?!

God just read the newest chapter of shamefully yours (good chapter btw, for a moment I thought Jack was gonna take his anger out on Rhys ass) while my partner’s watched the show Hannibal. And I thought of about your post earlier this week, and now all I can think of is Hannibal/Will where Hannibal knows Will is his illegitamite child but Will doesn’t. And the delicious taboo of it.

Yessssss and the question is this: if Hannibal was aware, would he do anything about it? Or would he break it down to that weird Hannibal sense of exploration and intrigue?