Well I just interrupted a massive fight outside between numerous raccoons because theres like 5 of them and they want to kill this little baby one that’s only maybe three months old and the mother is the size of a small cat and she can’t really compete against the mega raccoons so I make sure to give her a treat away from the others so she and the baby don’t get bullied but tonight I walked out of the house, approched the fight, and fucking hissed like I was the biggest snake and they scattered and now the mega raccoons are terrified of me but the little mother and baby are still alive and they’re hiding in the BBQ shed so that’s fine.

Also, Grandma Rocket has seen the baby and just likes to curl up and watch it. She doesn’t see it or the little mother as a threat.