That feeling when your uterus has spent all month planning to throw a baby party only to discover there will be no baby and having it transform into a murderous rage because it won’t get its deposit back for all the carbs and decorations but it’ll try again next month because it enjoys suffering and works rent free.

I just discovered in the TV show Hannibal, Will’s in his 30s and Hannibal is his late 40s-early 50s.

And then I thought, well, wait, what if the possibility that Hannibal could be Will’s father? And what if Hannibal all this time has been trying to shift Will into a predator and follow in his path?

And then I started thinking about all the weird relationship stuff and the cannibalism and all that jazz.

This is why you shouldn’t get on tumblr right after waking up from a nap.