toughluck-buck:

“Have you heard about Atlas’s new CEO?” 

“The one that folks are saying single handedly took down Hyperion’s hold on the Borderlands?” 

“Yeah, I also heard he has two vicious bodyguards that both look identical to Handsome Jack himself.” 

“You think it’s just some goons and a lot of plastic surgery?” 

“Probably, but I heard they’re actually some kind of freaky clones of the real Handsome Jack, and that he uses them to raid old Hyperion property left on Pandora.”

 “Wow… people sure spread the wildest rumors.”