toughluck-buck:

_{“Have you heard about Atlas’s new CEO?”} 

_{“The one that folks are saying single handedly took down Hyperion’s hold on the Borderlands?”} 

_{“Yeah, I also heard he has two vicious bodyguards that both look identical to Handsome Jack himself.”} 

_{“You think it’s just some goons and a lot of plastic surgery?”} 

_{“Probably, but I heard they’re actually some kind of freaky clones of the real Handsome Jack, and that he uses them to raid old Hyperion property left on Pandora.”}

 _{“Wow… people sure spread the wildest rumors.”}