Angel: Dad, I’ve got a date and–what are you doing?
Handsome Jack: *loading shotgun shells* I just want to be prepared to meet the man who has swept you off your feet and–
Angel: Dad, she’s a vault hunter, an engineer, and she built a giant killbot for class.
Handsome Jack: *icing a cake that says Welcome To The Family* don’t be too late and I hope we can have lunch this week.
This is how Handsome Jack dances at parties and Angel is standing in the corner hiding her face and dying of embarrassment
Imagine if that new Smash crown exsisted in Borderlands.
I think Jack would have a massive rack
Imagine if that new Smash crown exsisted in Borderlands.
I think Jack would have a massive rack
Day 934
Handsome Jack still gives me a boner
….any of you fineass folks crafty with a needle and can point me to a pattern? I kind of want to make a handsome jack puff pillow (like a square pillow with his face using different fabric but it’s kind of 3D….i don’t fuckin remember what the technique is called its been decades since I took home ec) but I don’t have a pattern and wondering if that shit is out there >_>
EDIT:: ITS A QUILTED PILLOW THATS WHAT ITS CALLED LOLOL
Handsome Jack is an robotics and computer engineer.
Axton is in love with his turrets.
Handsome Jack could probably program Axton’s turrets to scream foul mouthed obscenities and Axton would only love it more.
Handsome Jack is a DILF
Vengence is Key 