Tag: deadpool

amazing-spiderling:

When Wade Wilson finds himself in a legal bind, it’s Peter Parker that comes to his rescue with an unlikely offer of marriage. After all, it’s the least he can do to repay his friend. Wade might be pining after a certain web slinger while Peter is coming to terms with the depth of his own feelings, but there’s no way this will get out of hand. Right?

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skybloodfox:

So I’m not saying the when omega pregnant Peter gets a craving for ice cream halfway across town during the zombie apocalypse that alpha Wade would get ready to face the horde but—

You know what? He would. He would fucking fight an army of the undead if Peter wanted rocky road ice cream with caramel sauce on top because he’s just that sort of boyfriend.

So I’m not saying the when omega pregnant Peter gets a craving for ice cream halfway across town during the zombie apocalypse that alpha Wade would get ready to face the horde but—

You know what? He would. He would fucking fight an army of the undead if Peter wanted rocky road ice cream with caramel sauce on top because he’s just that sort of boyfriend.

cherrysoda-weeb2:

If Deadpool was a symbiote Headcanons

  • Acts mostly like the original Deadpool
  • It’s kinda crazy
  • “Who am I to say ‘no’ to a little murder”
  • It jumps from host to host in its past
  • Usually anti-heroes (if it can find them and close by)
  • Had a one time with Wolverine
  • HATED it
  • He was no fun
  • And kinda mean
  • It usually had fun being bonded with anti-heroes until it heard of Spider-Man
  • From one of its host it heard of him from one of its host
  • *cough* mostly Wolverine *cough*
  • Spider-man is in his twenties mind you!
  • Finds Spider-man and bonds with him
  • Originally planned to pretty much make him a lethal protector
  • It starts to get to know him
  • Learns that Spidey has quips of his own
  • Finds him hilarious and fun
  • IMMEDIATELY likes him
  • Sees that he hides his pain and turmoil behind his smiles and quips
  • MUST PROTECT PETER AT ALL COSTS
  • Clingy
  • ‘Cuddly’
  • Learns the luxury of morals and having morals mostly because of Spidey/Peter
  • But still does some heavy fighting
  • Peter has an urge to eat chimichangas
  • Peter was told that symbiote!Deadpool might be dangerous
  • Rejects Deadpool
  • It’s hurt but still wants/needs Peter
  • It knows that Peter can protect others
  • But who’s going to protect Peter?
  • It loves Peter with all its non-existent heart (do Symbiotes/Klyntar even have Hearts? They’re a literal pile of alien goo, where’s their heart even going to be? XD)
  • Never will hate him

These headcanons are based on an idea that @skybloodfox came up with.

Hope you like it.