cherrysoda-weeb2:

If Deadpool was a symbiote Headcanons

  • Acts mostly like the original Deadpool
  • It’s kinda crazy
  • “Who am I to say ‘no’ to a little murder”
  • It jumps from host to host in its past
  • Usually anti-heroes (if it can find them and close by)
  • Had a one time with Wolverine
  • HATED it
  • He was no fun
  • And kinda mean
  • It usually had fun being bonded with anti-heroes until it heard of Spider-Man
  • From one of its host it heard of him from one of its host
  • *cough* mostly Wolverine *cough*
  • Spider-man is in his twenties mind you!
  • Finds Spider-man and bonds with him
  • Originally planned to pretty much make him a lethal protector
  • It starts to get to know him
  • Learns that Spidey has quips of his own
  • Finds him hilarious and fun
  • IMMEDIATELY likes him
  • Sees that he hides his pain and turmoil behind his smiles and quips
  • MUST PROTECT PETER AT ALL COSTS
  • Clingy
  • ‘Cuddly’
  • Learns the luxury of morals and having morals mostly because of Spidey/Peter
  • But still does some heavy fighting
  • Peter has an urge to eat chimichangas
  • Peter was told that symbiote!Deadpool might be dangerous
  • Rejects Deadpool
  • It’s hurt but still wants/needs Peter
  • It knows that Peter can protect others
  • But who’s going to protect Peter?
  • It loves Peter with all its non-existent heart (do Symbiotes/Klyntar even have Hearts? They’re a literal pile of alien goo, where’s their heart even going to be? XD)
  • Never will hate him

These headcanons are based on an idea that @skybloodfox came up with.

Hope you like it.