Tag: yup

Angel: Dad, I’ve got a date and–what are you doing?

Handsome Jack: *loading shotgun shells* I just want to be prepared to meet the man who has swept you off your feet and–

Angel: Dad, she’s a vault hunter, an engineer, and she built a giant killbot for class.

Handsome Jack: *icing a cake that says Welcome To The Family* don’t be too late and I hope we can have lunch this week.

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Jack: If we need more evidence, we’ll get more evidence!

Athena: Yeah, because that’s a really good way to solve crime, isn’t it? Decide who’s guilty and then find out some evidence. I tell you what, why don’t we just lock him in a dark room and torture him until he confesses? That might be quicker!

Athena, to Nisha: Why – why are you writing that down?!

skybloodfox:

So I’m not saying the when omega pregnant Peter gets a craving for ice cream halfway across town during the zombie apocalypse that alpha Wade would get ready to face the horde but—

You know what? He would. He would fucking fight an army of the undead if Peter wanted rocky road ice cream with caramel sauce on top because he’s just that sort of boyfriend.

So I’m not saying the when omega pregnant Peter gets a craving for ice cream halfway across town during the zombie apocalypse that alpha Wade would get ready to face the horde but—

You know what? He would. He would fucking fight an army of the undead if Peter wanted rocky road ice cream with caramel sauce on top because he’s just that sort of boyfriend.