i know for a fact that this blog WOULD give hj a boner i mean come ON if he doesn’t get off to himself idk who DOES

And that’s why Timothy Lawrence exists.

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I’m not saying Jack and Rhys engage in pet play but Jack probably has a collar for Rhys and calls him his sweet little kitten and spanks him when Rhys nips his fingers.

commodorecliche:

me: this fic will be less than 5k words. a quick one shot. hell, might even be less than 2k.

me, 12,547 words later, with 17 more scenes left to write:

teammomtony:

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siriusblackfoot:

am I doing this right

rednoonsun:

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A patron requested Steve Rogers with plant tentacles :)))

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albinwonderland:

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Yonge St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me
so I just don’t know

Meanwhile, in America, I’m walking as gracefully as a baby giraffe, then I stub my toe on a pebble and almost fall over, and my immediate reaction? Yell FUCK at the top my lungs. Right by a friggin school.